FIVE WAYS TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM A TREE ATTACK
And you thought bears were dangerous.
- •KarateHow much wood could a black belt chop ? This much wood. Watch out trees!
- •ChainsawThis tree is getting what it deserves after a failed attack on a lumberjack.
- •Avoid forestsThe only thing that lives in forests are evil spirits and haunted trees. Chop 'Em down!
- •Stay focused. Don't branch off when conversing.This tree is about to eat these children.
- •Keep a safe distance. A tree's bark is it's only weapon, they don't bite.