HOW TO MAKE BASEBALL MORE FUN TO WATCH

I don't like watching baseball. Mainly because it's boring, but also because it's boring. Here are a few suggestions I have that I really think could help change that around.
  1. Exploding Baseballs
    Set them to blow up once an inning. This will drastically increase the sense of urgency to the game.
  2. Co-Ed MLB Teams
    Seriously. It's time to break some barriers, gentleman. Add some ladies to MLB.
  3. No More Outfield
    Think of all the time and space you'd save with just a diamond. Let's lose the outfield.
  4. Replace cleats with Exerlopers.
    Remember this amazing invention from the 90s?!? IMO they were before their time and their time is now.
  5. Start a league on the Moon