Toys used to be able to put you in the emergency room. These are some of them.
  1. Evel Knievel Stunt Set
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    See that little white, exposed gear on the ramp. That sent me to the emergency room for stitches.
  2. Micronauts
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    Just look at it. Would you let your kid play with this? This was one of my favorite toys.
  3. Green Machine
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    Way cooler than a Big Wheel.
  4. Erector Set
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    This was my Dad's and he gave it to me. It has tons of little metal parts and a couple of electric motors.
  5. Click Clack Clackers
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    These would hit you in the face if you weren't careful.
  6. Schwinn Bicycle
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    This is just like the one I had. Doubt this would pass current safety standards.
  7. Trees
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    They provide both oxygen and stitches/broken bones.
  8. Slip and slide.
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    More like slip and face plant.