THINGS I DIDN'T GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY
Today was my birthday. Here's a list of some of the things I did not get.
- •SuperpowersReally thought this would be the birthday I woke up with at least one superpower. Didn't happen. Maybe next year.
- •A FerrariI don't even want one but it's the thought that counts.
- •A PuppyDidn't get a pony either.
- •A Card from my Ex-wifeTo be fair I didn't get her one.
- •Kidnapped by AliensI guess you can't kidnap the willing.
- •A Pirate ShipOr anything pirate-related at all for that matter.
- •KissedI'm just kidding. I got a kiss.