THINGS I REMEMBER FROM HIGH SCHOOL MATH CLASS

Granted, it's not much. I have a BA in creative writing.
  1. D = R * T
    This is what I used before I had a gps. Now I don't use it at all.
  2. The Quadratic Formula
    I think it's 2ab-4c and something else too.
  3. Proofs
    All I remember is I never got a single one right in my geometry class.
  4. If the sun is at a 45 degree angle above a 10 foot flag pole, how long is the shadow.
    Stop being lazy and Get. A. Tape measure.
  5. Two trains leave a station for Denver. How long will it take each them to get there? Which arrives first?
    Dude, look at the train schedule. That's why they print them.