Disney Princesses I would Punch

Minor foibles and overly PC for fun man.
  1. 1.
    Princess Cinderella
    I hate her because she's just a Princess consort. In Disneyland that's good enough but in the real world, that makes you a gold digger. Also she takes advantage of an enamored Prince's retifism.
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    Princess Aurora
    She easily gets the least screentime even though it's all about her. She sings more than she talks and that would eventually drive a husband to push her into a wood chipper. But most egregious is I bet she didn't even say I'm sorry for knocking all her subjects cause she listened to voices in her head like a damn fool.
  3. 3.
    Princess Belle
    Now normally a girl that wants to be alone and read would be cool BUT she basically gets Stockholm Syndrome over a gift of books. Plus zoophilia..gross dude.
  4. 4.
    Princess Jasmine
    At the end of the day she settled. Aladdin lies to her pretty much all the time and she looks like a Kardashian going to hot yoga.
  5. 5.
    We'll ignore the real Hau Mulan who was a legit badass and the fact that she's not a Princess. DISNEY Mulan rolls up to basically kicks all her coworkers asses and fights a fucking army. She stands victorious, lauded by her nation and then she settles for a goof with a man bun. Sigh.
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    Princess Snow White
    I know you're parents are dead but if 7 dudes roll up on you in the woods, run like hell. It won't end well no matter how tall they are.