Disney Princesses I would Punch
Minor foibles and overly PC for fun man.
- •Princess CinderellaI hate her because she's just a Princess consort. In Disneyland that's good enough but in the real world, that makes you a gold digger. Also she takes advantage of an enamored Prince's retifism.
- •Princess AuroraShe easily gets the least screentime even though it's all about her. She sings more than she talks and that would eventually drive a husband to push her into a wood chipper. But most egregious is I bet she didn't even say I'm sorry for knocking all her subjects cause she listened to voices in her head like a damn fool.
- •Princess BelleNow normally a girl that wants to be alone and read would be cool BUT she basically gets Stockholm Syndrome over a gift of books. Plus zoophilia..gross dude.
- •Princess JasmineAt the end of the day she settled. Aladdin lies to her pretty much all the time and she looks like a Kardashian going to hot yoga.
- •MulanWe'll ignore the real Hau Mulan who was a legit badass and the fact that she's not a Princess. DISNEY Mulan rolls up to basically kicks all her coworkers asses and fights a fucking army. She stands victorious, lauded by her nation and then she settles for a goof with a man bun. Sigh.
- •Princess Snow WhiteI know you're parents are dead but if 7 dudes roll up on you in the woods, run like hell. It won't end well no matter how tall they are.