WOMEN I HAD A CRUSH ON IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THAT SHOULD HAVE MADE IT CLEAR I WAS GAY

  1. Lena Olin from Season 2 of "Alias"
  2. Svetlana Abrosimova, Small Forward on the 2000 NCAA Women's Basketball Champion UCONN Huskies
    I had a poster of her in my bedroom.
  3. The woman who shouts "I know you do!" during the intro to "America" in the 1961 film version of West Side Story
  4. Sigourney Weaver in "Heartbreakers"
  5. Lynette Perry as Evelyn Nesbit in the 1998 Original Broadway Cast of "Ragtime"
  6. Hoku in the music video for "Another Dumb Blonde"
  7. The female lead in the 2000 film "Snow Day"
  8. Jean Smart as Lorna Lynley / Lana Gardner on "Frasier"
  9. Debra Messing
  10. Every female actor in "Jumanji"