HOW TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEY'RE JEWISH WITHOUT ASKING IF THEY'RE JEWISH

Based on scientific research
  1. What summer camp did you go to?
    A lot
  2. What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
    Soup Nazi
  3. What part of Brooklyn is your dad from?
    Ummm like Brighton Beach, I think
  4. What's your favorite bagel?
    Whole wheat everything with scallion cream cheese, lox, tomato, onion, and capers from Ess-A-Bagel 👏
  5. How do you spell your last name?
    Schwartzensteinbergcohenrosenbaumblumfeld 💁