JOBS I WOULDN'T BE OPPOSED TO HAVING

  1. Vice President of Guacamole
  2. Assistant to the Regional Budtender
  3. Judge Jewdy
    A tough, but fair judge of Jewish ancestry who is really into bagels and summer camp
  4. Director of Pineapple Sangria
  5. ESL teacher but E stands for Emoji
  6. Overly-friendly but bored looking cashier at the juice bar in the ListApp cafeteria
  7. SVP, Netflix Binge Watching
  8. Receptionist at a busy but not overly busy nail art salon