POTENTIAL TITLES OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

  1. Sent from my iPhone
  2. Is that a thing? I didn't even know that was a thing
  3. Je ne suis pas into this
  4. #HELP
  5. You are my spirit animal
  6. Can I just have like a splash of skim milk?
  7. Bye Felicia
  8. I literally can't, like literally
  9. Hashtag no
  10. Sorry, I'm running a little late but will literally be there in two seconds!