1. Get nervous and close everything and just stare at the screen
  2. Test the waters by opening the Netflix app
  3. Cry
  4. Give Twitter and Insta one last scroll, just in case
  5. Click on a BuzzFeed article from Twitter but get too paranoid that my phone will turn off and close out after the first sentence
  6. Get optimistic that maybe this is going to be a long 1%
  7. Do something really brave like start to watch a YouTube video, against all odds
  8. Cry when my phone turns off