REASONS I'M NOT CURRENTLY SLEEPING
- •I have control issuesI cannot ruthlessly rethink every decision I've ever made if I'm asleep
- •I've always dreaded bedtimeOne more day of my life is over
- •I ate a lot of food and my belly doesn't feel right"Crab cake" sliders were involved
- •I haven't really tried falling asleepThe room is not dark. My eyes are not closed.
- •Trying out this appI blame @bjnovak (how am I doing?)
- •I don't want to