HOW TO DEAL WITH ARRIVING AT WORK AFTER DOWNLOADING THE NEW RIHANNA ALBUM
- •Say hi to everyone like normalWhile desperate inside because you only got to track three.
- •Turn on your laptop and realize you have an appointment in ten minutesSwitch brain from discovering Rihanna is your spirit animal to making sure you're actually at work on Friday morning trying to remember what your main job functions are
- •Suddenly grasp that you can plug your phone into your laptop and use those speakersHave a glimpse of hope, quickly dashed when you know in your heart that you won't be able to absorb the full effect of the songs because ultimately you're a workaholic and once you get going you can't stop
- •Resolve to take a long lunch and the long way home in order to listen to the album in its entiretyAnd be humbled by the knowledge that you'll Tweet and List about it later