MY SECRET HOBBIES

No one knows these are my hobbies, except of course for you right now...
  1. 'Theory' of Atlantis
    I've read stuff, own books and maps, and have logged quite a bit of Ancient Alien and History Channel hours
  2. Copy editor for The New York Times and my local paper
    I don't get paid or anything, but I add commas, fix spelling errors and basically rewrite everything sometimes.
  3. Cookie taster
    Someone has to do it, so I do it.
  4. Urban planner
    I have ideas about what to put when where and how in my town and yours.
  5. Customer Service Secret Shopper
    I rank your service, but if you're generally nice or are stylish, I'll give you a pass...
  6. No hours-logged unlicensed pilot
    I've never flown, but it's a dream of mine. I'm keeping it alive.