WHY I'M SAD THE 90S ARE OVER

I graduated high school in 1998, a few years before some current college students were BORN. Yak.
  1. The Clintons
  2. Butt front jeans
  3. Non-ironic fashion
  4. Sugar cereals with buttered toast plus orange juice was considered a complete breakfast
  5. Keanu Reeves
  6. Tape decks
    Again, non-ironically
  7. Rosie O'Donnell
  8. VH1 Stand Up Spotlight
  9. My metabolism
  10. My naïveté