10 Celebrities That Endorse Donald Trump, Ranked by How Likely They Are to Make America Great Again!

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    Jesse Ventura
    Strong military background, both as an actual Navy Seal and as part of the team sent to get The Predator http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0093773/ He has too many conspiracy theories to be President but just enough to make him a really entertaining Vice President. Unless Hillary's running mate is Andre the Giant, it's a mortal lock that Trump/Ventura win the election and immediately Make America Great Again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸ‹
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    Mike Ditka
    He guided the '85 Bears to a championship! But, he also traded his entire draft in '99 for a running back that liked smoking weed more than playing football. Given the right cabinet members, he could vice-coach America great again! Trump/Ditka 2016 would do well in the red states and could even pull a few upsets over Sanders/Walsh in the blue states to win the election and Make America Great Again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸˆ
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    Ann Coulter
    She's successful, educated and basically the exact opposite of Sarah Palin. She would be a perfect straight man to Trump's clownish mess (I typed "clownishness" and it was auto-corrected to "clownish mess." For once, auto-correct actually improved something I was trying to say!). After the campaign, she could write a book about Making America Great Again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸ’
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    Hulk Hogan
    He beat Sgt.Slaughter and the Iron Sheik, he could certainly take down Isis! He said some bigoted things recently, but so has Trump. It could actually ignite their voter base and lead to a narrow victory over the tag team of Clinton/Sanders. Hulkamaniacs everywhere that train, say their prayers and take their vitamins would vote for Trump/Hogan 2016! Whatcha gonna do brother, when they Make America Great Again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸ’ͺ🏻
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    Dennis Rodman
    He's already been to North Korea... and he's just the running mate we need if this country is going to "rebound" and Make America Great Again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸ€
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    Mike Tyson
    First person in office with a face tattoo! First former heavyweight champion of the world to Make America Great Again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸ‘‚πŸΎ
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    Wayne Newton
    In the Rolling Stone article, the reason Wayne Newton gives for why he thinks Trump should be President is because he has a private jet and doesn't need to worry about what hotel his family stays in when they go on vacation. If that's not Presidential material, I don't know what is! Who cares about the "real" issues!! Make America Great Again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸŽ€
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    Stephen Baldwin
    Trump fires him, twice, from The Apprentice and then chooses him as his running mate? It would be the greatest moment in the history of the Presidential Apprentice. It could spark the type of media frenzy needed to make America great again! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸŽ­
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    Willie Robertson
    According to Wikipedia, he's the Duck Dynasty guy. Which means there's too many opportunities to call Trump a quack! You don't just wade into the political waters, Willie! Donald and the Duck have no chance of Making America Great Again!... unless Hillary runs with Deadmau5. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸ¦ (I don't have a duck emoji or a bearded emoji that's not Santa Clause and I don't want to go back and write in ZZ Top jokes just so I can use the guitar emoji.)
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    Lou Ferrigno
    Not very likely to Make America Great Again, unless you make him angry! Hulk Smash! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸ˜‘