Add a Word, Ruin a Tom Petty Song

It's a fun game to play with all songs, but for my own amusement I'm limiting the list to my favorite musician. However, since it's Tom Petty it can be a Heartbreakers song or The Traveling Wilbury's or Mudcrutch or any other side project you can find.
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    Gluten Free Fallin
    Tastes so much worse than regular Free Fallin, you don't even care that it's better for you.
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    Honeybee Sting
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    Pride and Prejudice and Zombie Zoo
    Alternative title: We Bought a Zombie Zoo.
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    Married Jane's Last Dance
    Time for one more song before her Husband comes home.
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    Ok, now you guys add some. βž•
    Get creative, don't feel like it can only be one word, add whatever you need to make it work. Have fun!
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    Here Comes My Girl Friend
    Story of my life πŸ˜”
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    (Mental) Breakdown
    Suggested by Β  @jeffnewman
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    Tweeter Spanked the Monkey, Man
    Suggested by Β  @jeffnewman
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    American Girl (in debt)
    A song I could relate to
    Suggested by Β  @marissarae
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    It's Good to be Burger King
    It's not!
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    Running Down A Dream Pedestrian
    Suggested by Β  @BWN_7
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    Learning to Fly Fish
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    Into the great wide open pit (of despair)
    Suggested by Β  @jennifergster
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    Built to Be Last
    Suggested by Β  @gwcoffey
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    It'll Never All Work Out
    πŸ˜• Apparently I'm taking this to a dark place - I'll work on the funny
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    Haunted House in the Woods
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    Crazy Night Driver πŸ”ͺ
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    Yer So Bad Ass
    Suggested by Β  @MatthewAlmont
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    Drunkenly Crawling Back To You
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    Syrian Refugee
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    Feel A Whole Lot Better After (vomiting)
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    The Collapsed Apartment Song
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    The Rent Controlled Apartment Song
    It ruins it if you're the landlord.
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    I Won't Climb Down
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
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    American Dream, Plan B because she was afraid to go to Planned Parenthood after the shootings.
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    You Don't Know How it Feels to try and fail to come up with a funny ruin a tom petty song title
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    The Last DJ Tanner
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    BLOOD Red River
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
  29. β€’
    You Tell Me No
    Suggested by Β  @kate81
  30. β€’
    Square One Direction
  31. β€’
    I Won't Sexy Back Down
    Petty refuses to move out of Timberlake's parking spot, delivers sick burn.
    Suggested by Β  @roche
  32. β€’
    Here Comes My Girl 2
    Tom's favorite movie is on!
    Suggested by Β  @roche
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    Learning to Fly Girl
    Tom's favorite chapter in J. Lo's autobiography.
    Suggested by Β  @roche