Cafe by the Sea

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    As I walked by the little cafe by the sea
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    The sign in the window was speaking to me
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    It said have it your way or have it for free
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    That sounded ok, sounded alright by me
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    I walked inside and thought how can it be
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    This is something that I just had to see
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    I can have it my way or have it for free?
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    The waitress gave me a menu and said "what will it be?"
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    I said, "I'd like eggs, I think I'll have three."
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    "How would you like them?" She asked of me.
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    "One sunny side up and one sunny side down..."
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    "How about the last one?" She said with a frown.
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    "I'd like that one scrambled and it would be swell, if my third egg was scrambled inside of the shell."
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    I heard pots being thrown and and pans that fell
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    I heard the cook scream, I heard the cook yell
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    "I cannot scramble an egg in the shell!"
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    That was okay, that was alright by me
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    If I can't have it my way, I'll have it for free
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    "Would you like something to drink?" she asked of me.
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    I said "yes, I think I'll have tea,
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    With sugar and lemon and since there's no fee,
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    I'll have the ice on the bottom if it's alright with thee."
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    Try as she may, try as she might
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    She could not get my drink order right
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    She tried three times but she just couldn't stop
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    The ice in my tea from floating to the top.
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    That was okay, that was alright with me
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    It wasn't my way so I drank it for free.
  29. β€’
    I called the waitress over to order again
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    She shrugged her shoulders when I gave her a grin
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    She said "would you like a salad or one of our soups?"
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    "I think I'll have ice cream, twenty-five scoops."
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    "Five scoops vanilla with five chocolate on top,
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    pile it high and don't let it drop.
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    In the bottom of my cone I'd like a cherry,
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    On top of the chocolate, three scoops raspberry,
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    two scoops rainbow sherbet and four of cookie dough.
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    Put a banana in the middle and let the whipped cream flow,
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    spread it around and don't let it drip,
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    on top of all that I'll have six of mint chip.
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    That's what I want, that's what it will be
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    If you can't make it my way, it's alright with me
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    I'll eat my ice cream and have it for free!"