Childhood Crushes

In order of how much I liked them.
  1. 1.
    Alyssa Milano - been holding down the top spot on this list for 20+ years, and probably the reason I married a cute Italian brunette.
  2. 2.
    Kathy Ireland - I was team Kathy Ireland when most people were team Cindy Crawford, before anyone was using the word team to align themselves with a particular celebrity.
  3. 3.
    Madonna - found the Madonna playboy in my dads magazine collection at the exact right age that it didn't even matter that her body hair was more Eurocentric than my tastes would develop into.