#fomo 😏
  1. A comprehensive li.st of things that I just saw in the trash can of the mens room in my office building.
  2. Cool Ranch Doritos
    Empty bag
  3. Nacho Cheesier Doritos
    Empty bag
  4. Durex condom wrapper
    Torn open, empty.
  5. That's it.
    End of li.st.
  6. Why don't I get invited to the Doritos sex parties?
    I mean durex isn't really my brand of choice but I'm willing to compromise.