Doritos Sex Party
- •A comprehensive li.st of things that I just saw in the trash can of the mens room in my office building.
- •Cool Ranch DoritosEmpty bag
- •Nacho Cheesier DoritosEmpty bag
- •Durex condom wrapperTorn open, empty.
- •That's it.End of li.st.
- •Why don't I get invited to the Doritos sex parties?I mean durex isn't really my brand of choice but I'm willing to compromise.