All of these people insist on working out next to me for some reason.
  1. Dolphin shorts guy, doing lunges.
    There's plenty of gym bro, let's get those glutes fired up over by the cardio section and not in front of the bench please.
  2. Sings out-loud with his iPod guy.
    I like that song too, but maybe let AWOLNation sing it next time.
  3. Grunts with every rep guy.
    Way to blast those pecs, bro. Ugh! 😤💪🏻
  4. "Can I mix in?" Guy.
    Nah brah, there's 37 machines that work the same muscle group. You can try one of those or wait about ten minutes.