My Plan for World Domination

Inspired by @emilyannlosey et al
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    First... List my plan. βœ…
    Like any good villain I'm going to tell you my plan before I execute it. Especially since there's no way you can stop me. *diabolical laugh* πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜†πŸ˜ˆ (the fraternal twin to the evil laugh @Lisa_Fav )
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    Wait
    Patience is a virtue and I will learn to harness it until I can sing a six minute love ballad about it. http://youtu.be/ErvgV4P6Fzc
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    Until
    The waiting really is the hardest part. http://youtu.be/uMyCa35_mOg
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    Meek inherits the earth
    Show of hands if you think Nicki is with him because she misinterpreted Matthew 5:5. http://biblehub.com/matthew/5-5.htm πŸ™‹πŸΎπŸ™‹πŸΎπŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸ»πŸ™‹πŸ½
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    Then
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    Take it from him!
    Because I'm a mother fuckin MONSTER!! http://youtu.be/QrUiwmZONb0 (no gif for this video?)
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    Also, completely switch genres of music to alienate half my audience.
    Divide and conquer! *diabolical laugh* πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜†πŸ˜ˆ