Octdickpus 🐙🍆

Transcript of an actual conversation with @ElDudetterino
  1. "Yeah, no I'm just leaving work, I can pick him up."
    Me
  2. "Ok great, and there's already stuff in the fridge for dinner, I shouldn't be home too late."
    Her
  3. Awesome, thanks. Just getting to my car, I'll see you when you get home.
    Me
  4. Ok, love you.
    Her
  5. Someone drew an octdickpus on my car.
    Me
  6. An octopus?
    Her
  7. No, an octdickpus!
  8. Is that what I think it is?
  9. I dunno, but it's an octopus head with eight dick tentacles.
  10. Yeah, that's what I thought it was. Did John do that?
  11. I don't know who did it, but if they think it's going to get me to wash my car they're sorely mistaken.
  12. Yeah, now you have cool artwork on it!
  13. I can't tell if they're exceptionally good at drawing dicks or incredibly bad at drawing an octopus.
  14. You should take a picture and list about it.
  15. Nah, it's not really li.st material.
  16. Just do it, you've been in a dry spell.
  17. You didn't read my li.st about Hendrix?
  18. You posted a li.st about hendi butt?!?! When?
  19. Just now.
  20. About what?
  21. Day care.
  22. Well, you can post two lists.
  23. No, it's bad li.st etiquette. I don't want to flood the feed.
  24. Flood the feed? FLOOD THE FEED! The feed is already flooded and your lists are the ark and you're Noah, bring them to the people.
  25. So... Two of every li.st?
  26. Just post your second list!
  27. It could be a squienis...
  28. Oh god
    🙄
  29. How many tentacles does a squid have?
  30. I have to go.
  31. It could be a squid with penises.
  32. ☎️ <click>
  33. Hello?