Questions for God
Inspired by @gwcoffey but unlike Geoff I don't want to wait, I'd like my answers asap 🙏🏻😇
- •Can you make a burrito so hot that even you can't eat it?
- •Do all dogs really go to heaven?Because my second dog, Freeway, was a mean son of a bitch! I'm pretty sure he's biting people in heaven right now.
- •Since you're everywhere, all the time, can I use your presence in the carpool lane?
- •Who are you?I'd just feel more comfortable knowing who I'm talking to... Allah? Vishnu? Jesus? Jehovah? Yahweh? Ra? Zeus? Ugod? God Shammgod?
- •Did Noah have to put fish on the ark or were they cool in the flood?Did you just keep all the sea life because we'll never know the difference, or how did that work?
- •Can I have Friday nights lotto numbers?I'll tithe 10%
- •Why do humans age the way we do, but caterpillars turn into butterfly's?I don't mean to sound greedy but I want to fly when I get older.
- •How many digits of pi can you recite?
- •Was Lazarus a zombie?Or a vampire? Or a zombie vampire? Or just in a coma for a few days..?
- •Is there anyone in Heaven that you wish wasn't?Is there anyone not in heaven that you wish was?
- •How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?Also, why can't they chuck wood?