Shit my wife says, vol.I

*Formerly titled " Stuff my wife says, vol.V "
  1. β€’
    Why is it "Stuff my wife says", since when did you get all PC, I thought you were going to call it Shit my wife says.
    πŸ’©
  2. β€’
    I just don't fucking care if you haven't posted a list in a while, I just don't. I mean I haven't posted in a while but I don't expect people to read my shit anyway, they certainly don't need to be notified about it.
    πŸ™…
  3. β€’
    No I was like 51% dude.
    πŸ’‡πŸΌ
  4. β€’
    Like full on swinging! He was wearing a belt with rags. And just a swinging dick, just out there. I saw homeless dick tonight.
    πŸ™ˆ
  5. β€’
    No, I'm just surprised that you know something that I don't.
    πŸ€”πŸ™„
  6. β€’
    I know the rule, I made the rule, and I still broke it!
    πŸ‘ΈπŸΌ
  7. β€’
    We might have to go back inside, it's really ugly in there but we might have to go back anyway.
    πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘»πŸ‘Ή
  8. β€’
    He's buleming his mushrooms, he's not even really high.
    πŸ„
  9. β€’
    People are going to get caught up on the title and spend the whole time trying to make sense of it, they won't even read your list.
    *People I'm going to Being John Malkovich
  10. β€’
    I'd let that black lady all up in my vag.
    😷 *when you're wife confuses the pick a doctor app for tinder.