Shit my wife says, vol.I
*Formerly titled " Stuff my wife says, vol.V "
- •Why is it "Stuff my wife says", since when did you get all PC, I thought you were going to call it Shit my wife says.💩
- •I just don't fucking care if you haven't posted a list in a while, I just don't. I mean I haven't posted in a while but I don't expect people to read my shit anyway, they certainly don't need to be notified about it.🙅
- •No I was like 51% dude.💇🏼
- •Like full on swinging! He was wearing a belt with rags. And just a swinging dick, just out there. I saw homeless dick tonight.🙈
- •No, I'm just surprised that you know something that I don't.🤔🙄
- •I know the rule, I made the rule, and I still broke it!👸🏼
- •We might have to go back inside, it's really ugly in there but we might have to go back anyway.😈👻👹
- •He's buleming his mushrooms, he's not even really high.🍄
- •People are going to get caught up on the title and spend the whole time trying to make sense of it, they won't even read your list.*People I'm going to Being John Malkovich
- •I'd let that black lady all up in my vag.😷 *when you're wife confuses the pick a doctor app for tinder.