1. I didn't mean to do it
  2. The teacher told me no
  3. But with that spitball in my hand
  4. I had to let it go
  5. It was so moist and gooey
  6. As it sailed through the air
  7. It landed with a bluey
  8. Right in the teachers hair
  9. She looked so mean and cranky
  10. I was paralyzed by fright
  11. But when the teacher winked at me
  12. I knew I'd be alright
  13. For she knew a boy of thirteen
  14. Had not enough control
  15. To have a spitball ready
  16. And not to let it go