Stuff My Wife Says. 📁
She's the best. #draftsmas
- •Now I know how people feel when they're waiting on me... and then I realize that I'm not pizza.She is perpetually late but also impatient, a difficult combo to reconcile... Especially if you are not pizza. 🍕
- •Can I get a shot of vodka for my gazpacho?! We can call it vodspacho.In her defense, we were already drunk.
- •I didn't have that much, I spilled most of it on the couch.When I came home to find out "working from home" meant Netflix binging and finishing more glasses of wine than emails. Silver lining: my Christmas present was her paying to have our couches cleaned.
- •You look nice for a change!Followed by "that came out wrong, I just meant I didn't expect you to look so handsome..." Followed by "that might've come out wrong as well," followed by "you still want to take me on a date tonight😬?"