Stuff My Wife Says, vol.ii
She's the best. You can find vol.I here Stuff My Wife Says. 📁
- •Plug me better this time.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •I may or may not have worn this shirt because I knew it would match the napkins.
- •I'm not kidding you, this place just saved our marriage.At a wine bar that happened to have the football game on.
- •She's got a dodger tattoo, shit just went downhill real quick. Are you writing that down, we're gonna go full list tonight!She's becoming self-aware. #Skynet
- •I'm afraid to do drugs so I'm just going to become an alcoholic.My response: pretty sure you just misquoted Dali.
- •Ray Liota looks like shit sometimes but then other times you're like "oh hey, that's Ray Liota 😍"
- •I think I'd be so much more affective as an old guy. I say all the same shit.
- •I'm going to cause an accident so I can get Courtney Cox's contact info.
- •You're so handsome with those giant boobs behind you.