Stuff My Wife Says, vol.iii 📂🌷
You can find volume II here Stuff My Wife Says, vol.ii
- •It always happens when I'm trying to say the most inappropriate things, so I can't be loud.
- •I'm not even pregnant anymore, I dropped it off at the pottery store.I think you can all figure out what she's alluding to, but this was said at a time when we thought she might actually be pregnant.
- •It was in my other butt.I have no idea what this was in reference to, it was just on my list that I keep of shit she says.
- •Fine, I'll poop on your pee.Said during a disagreement over letting the yellow mellow. (We're in a drought)
- •Can't I just be myself when I get home?! I have to pretend to be nice all day.
- •I love the big lebowski, you can suck my dick!(See previous list item about being nice.)
- •I've decided that getting burned to death is not how I'd want to die. (In response to her sunburn)Me: it took getting sunburned to realize that getting burned to death would suck? Her: Well, there's so many other ways that are terrible, it didn't seem that bad, but now it's off the table. Me:I can't believe it was actually on the table.