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  1. For someone who needs the approval of others these lists are amazing.
    Re: Stuff my wife says, vol.IV
  2. Just give me a tortilla and cheese, I'll put it between my legs and have a quesadilla in five minutes.
  3. He looks like a younger, more gay Bradley Cooper.
  4. I will punch you in the face and steal semen.
  5. It's a lot harder to suck on the balls when they're dry.
  6. Put that in your wife says and smoke it!