Ways I'm impossible... 📂
To date, to please, to understand, to ______. (Alt. Li.st title: #prayforsarah 🙏🏻)
- •I'm always right.It's usually not my fault, I'm just so used to being the smartest guy in the room.
- •There might not always be a right and wrong way to do something, but I believe there is almost always an optimal way.And I get frustrated/disappointed if we're not approaching it in that manner.
- •I can do it better.I'm sorry, I just can. Give me a chance and I'll prove it.
- •Bipolar af.Either I'm in such a good mood that nothing can change it or I just want to be left alone (and nothing can change it). There is no in-between.
- •Mono-eater.I will want to eat the same thing every day for six months and then never want it again, ever.
- •Say I don't need sunscreen.Get burned twice a year.
- •Complain that I can't get the bottom two abs on my six-pack.Know that it's completely diet related; still eat tacos at midnight 3x a week.
- •Honest when I'm supposed to sugarcoat.Do you like my tattoo? "No."
- •Sugarcoat when I'm supposed to be honest.Your mom doesn't hate me, right? "No, of course not."
- •Live like I'm invincible.Despite all the evidence.
- •Food falls on the floor, I'll eat it regardless of 5second rule.Food sits in the refrigerator for more than a day, I'll never touch it again.
- •Can't pass a bookstore without buying a book.Continue to read the same five books over and over.