Inspired by @dad3 expert personality profile quiz! You can find that list here:
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    Football or Futbol
    American Football please! The only time I watch soccer is when our women are in the World Cup or Olympics, or if my boss offers to take me to a soccer bar on a random Tuesday or Wednesday instead of working (and he buys beers) (so far he's done that 3 times in two years 🍻).
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    Pizza or Sushi
    This is a tough one as I love both. It's like picking my favorite kid. But if I did have to pick a favorite child it would be pizza.
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    New York or Chicago style pizza
    If I wanted to use a knife and fork with my meal I wouldn't have got pizza! I'm team fold all day, New York style please. πŸ•
  4. β€’
    Action or Drama
    Another tough one as it depends on other factors (script, cast, director, etc). I enjoy a really well done drama, but on the surface if we're just generalizing both genre's I'd choose ACTION.
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    Skinny Elvis or Fat Elvis
    I'm not a big enough Elvis fan to have a definitive answer, but I typically prefer an artists earlier work, so I'm going with Skinny Elvis - the one who inspired Tom Petty to become a musician. (Yes it always comes back to the Heartbreakers).
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    Inside or Outside
    Again, depends largely on the circumstances (weather plays a huge factor). Outside would be my preference.
  7. β€’
    Hold 'em or slots
    Texas Hold 'em any day of the week! I've been playing Hold 'em since the 80's, long before ESPN was using it for ratings, when the World Series of Poker was only interesting to degenerate gamblers. You may be thinking, how can I have been playing since the 80's when I was born in 1981? My dad is one of the aforementioned degenerate gamblers and I was really good at math in school, I learned pot odds and probabilities around the same time as long division and multiplication.
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    Read or Write
    My answer is typically write, but there's so many listers that I enjoy reading that I've started to do that more than write for the first time since my Freshman Composition professor told me "good writers read more than they write." And that explains why I'm not as good a writer as the authors I admire (not 🎣 for compliments).
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    Walk or Run
    I feel like this is a metaphor for @andersun list Best Things I Learned From Life ... So Far about enjoying the journey. When I know what I want, I'm in a hurry to get it, so I will figuratively or literally run to the finish line. When I'm indecisive I'll walk and smell the roses. If I'm exercising I'll run. If it's a Tom Petty concert I'll run to the front and park my 6'4 frame in front of you and not care that you can't see anything other than the back of my head.
  10. β€’
    Hot or Cold
    Some like it hot and I'm one of them. The hotter the better.
  11. β€’
    Sleep in or Rise and shine
    Rise and shine... depending on how much I had to drink the night before.
  12. β€’
    Belly up to the bar or hit the floor
    Belly up to the bar until the DJ or jukebox plays some Michael Jackson then moonwalk my way onto the dance floor. πŸ•΄
  13. β€’
    Beer or Wine
  14. β€’
    Giving or Receiving
    I'm a giver. πŸ˜‹
  15. β€’
    Back or Side sleeper
    Side sleeper but I have to lay on my back until @ElDudetterino falls asleep with her head on my chest, then I can roll her over and lay on my side until I fall asleep.
  16. β€’
    PB&J or Turkey sandwich
    I'll Have 'the Duderino' Turkey sandwich but if it were any other meat I would choose PB&J.
  17. β€’
    Coffee or Diet Coke
    I've taken exactly one sip of each in my entire life.
  18. β€’
    Go it alone or surrounded by people
    Go it alone... unless at a concert then I would rather be in the middle of all the people dancing and enjoying the music and good vibes.
  19. β€’
    Driver or Shotgun
    Driver. Due to my lack of patience and need to be in control.
  20. β€’
    Extreme or Down the middle (emotionally speaking)
    Complete lack of emotion unless it involves sports or music, then extreme.
  21. β€’
    Doritos or Potato Chips
    Nacho Cheesier.
  22. β€’
    Execution or the plan
    It's all in the execution. The plan can be bad and the execution can make up for it. But if the plan is the good and the execution is bad, the plan can't make up for it.
  23. β€’
    Remote or City center
    City center until I drive home in rush hour traffic and I'll wish I lived in a remote location.
  24. β€’
    Dreamer or Realist
    The worst kind of both.
  25. β€’
    Aliens or not
  26. β€’
    Fruit or Veggies
  27. β€’
    Tradition or experience the new
    Experience the new. I have only one tradition and it's feeding homeless people with Sarah on holidays - because I don't have any holiday traditions.
  28. β€’
    Artistic or scientific
    The best kind of both.
  29. β€’
    Past or Future
  30. β€’
    Righty or lefty
  31. β€’
    Upper or lower body
    I focus more on my upper body at the gym. But I focus more on women's lower body at the gym 😳😬😏
  32. β€’
    ✨Bonus question✨ beer or pack bowls
    That wasn't the bonus question? Are you sure? Maybe I couldn't read my hand writing. Oh well.
  33. β€’
    Sarcastic or Facetious
    Both at inappropriate times.
  34. β€’
    Olives or no "hell no!"
    Hell no! 😝
  35. β€’
    Sunny side up or over easy
    Over easy
  36. β€’
    Original Fresh Prince mom or replacement mom
    The only Aunt Viv that I acknowledge
  37. β€’
    Red or White