CONGRATULATIONS TO MARCH EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH OLD JEGG

  1. Old Jegg Hillcoat is an associate at our Cornbone, Iowa location
  2. Old Jegg has worked at Hobby Libby since 1999
  3. Oh no, I wrote Libby up there and not Lobby. Is there a way to edit these?
  4. I'm not seeing an edit fiction
  5. Function
  6. Old Jegg's manager tells us that Old Jegg is a passionate and hard working associate who specializes in asking customers to spit out their gum
  7. Hobby Lobby proudly forbids customers from chewing gum on store property, as our lord father the merciful Jesus Christ clearly states in the Yarn Bible that 'Man shan't chomp not chew for reasons t'other than to swallow.'
  8. You'll note that @joannfabrics essentially encourages gum chewing in their stores
  9. As employee of the month, Old Jegg will be rewarded with all the component parts of a spice rack as well as his choice of bird meat
  10. Here's to you Old Jegg!