THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THEN WATCH THE BROWNS PLAY "FOOTBALL"

  1. Have a prostate exam
  2. Watch paint dry
  3. Go to the Flea market with my grandparents
  4. Puke from a handover
  5. Slam my finger in a door
  6. Watch Marley and Me
  7. Homework
  8. Yard work
  9. Talk on the phone
  10. Read a book
  11. Make a list while really watching Cleveland get the shit kicked out of them again