THINGS I KNOW ABOUT THE 60 YEAR OLD MAN DOWN THE BAR
As recounted for the two 30ish women on either side of him. And for everyone within 30 feet.
- •He is a "ranked" NY Times crossword master
- •He is both an attorney and a musician (at the same time!).This, he explains, is evidence that he is both left-brained and right-brained.
- •He met Gloria Steinem."Gloria's cool."
- •He met CherNo barometer on her coolness level.
- •He was in a band in which everybody respected one another.This freed them to just jam.
- •He can do the Saturday NY Times crossword in 20 minutes, but it's no longer even fun for him."Wow!" exclaims the woman on the left.
- •He is very familiar with Norse mythology
- •On buying drinks for women "I used to only buy drinks for strippers, but now I buy them for intelligent people."Presumably he considers these two women the latter.