George carlin quotes that matter
My favourite carlin quotes
- •" Really, when it comes down to it, there isn't really anything wrong with coveting Thy neighbours wife. Otherwise what's a guy gonna think about when he's waxing his carrot"?This one gave me an the term I use to describe masturbation.
- •" Hey lady 'EAT ME'"!
- •" I'm reaching out... Well reach out and JERK ME OFF"
- •"BUDABOOM MOTHERFUCKER... you want to try budabing'"?
- •"Why is it that most of the people Who are against abortion or people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?"
- •" Jeffery Dahmer never thought of this shit did HE? Jeffery Dahmer eat your heart out... Which is an interesting thought in and of itself".
- •"' well I love my children'... Fuck you... John wayne Gacy loved his children".
- •" If you want a good bullshit story, you have to stand in awe of religion. If I may permitted a small pun, HOLY SHIT."
- •" Fuck these boomers, fuck these yuppies, and fuck everybody now that I think of it".
- •"One time I came home from work and caught me cheating on myself with another hand! I was real upset."My life🙁
- •"'You know, he real takes the cake.'"where"?The best part of this quote isn't the quote itself, but rather the way he says it. Google it, it's great.