My Favorite Presidents( updated 10/14/16)
- •9. Lyndon JohnsonWell, what do you do if you're a dick-less wimp with no merits or decency? Hold a kewl ass war to gain some man points
- •8. John F. KennedyHe slept with Marilyn monroe, so he didn't need man points. The country was so jealous, they sent a castrated commie to kill him.
- •7. Chester A. ArthurThe first modern president. A fat cigar smoking mustached yuppy cocksucker who got all the taxpayers money and did none of the work. It's called being a real politician. Except I have way more respect for him than Mike Pence.
- •6. William Howard TaftHe was LIT!!!
- •5. John TylerThe Ron Swanson of the white house.
- •4. George Washington
- •3. Thomas JeffersonI know everything they discussed in the rap battle about him. He was a real cool guy. 5 stars
- •2. James monroeMeh. He seemed ok.
- •1. TRHe created everything.