1. Fuck You. Hard. And often.
  2. Better Than Hitler. (You assume. I mean, you don't really know and you think you remember Tom Cruise saying he kept the trains running on time. You think.)
  3. The GOP Debate of Mass Transportation
  4. Making People Consider Buying a Bike Since 1903
  5. All the Inconvenience With All the Stink
  6. The Seats Aren't For You
  7. Putting the Hate and Resentment into Underground Travel
  8. Mastering Useless Communication Since the Dawn of Time
  9. You're Not In a Hurry, Right?
  10. Your Plans Weren't Important