Ranked: Things I Probably Dont Need to Stress About While Composing a List

But so. Totally. Do. 💁
  1. 1.
    THE ORDER OF THESE THINGS OH MY GOD WHAT ORDER DO THESE THINGS GO IN!!!!
    They'll judge me! Won't they judge me if I rank Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" higher than Paul Simon's "Call Me Al"?
  2. 2.
    How GREAT my list actually is.
  3. 3.
    How MEDIOCRE my list actually is.
  4. 4.
    Is my boss going to be able to tells that I was drunk@by my listses?,
  5. 5.
    Is someone gonna think I'm a douche?
  6. 6.
    Is someone gonna think I'm a racist?
  7. 7.
    Is making lists going to negatively impact my sleep cycle?
  8. 8.
    Is making lists going to positively impact my sleep cycle?