Ridiculous Scentences I Stumbled Upon While Doing Internet Research for a List.

  1. "Highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."
    A grammarian prefaced it with "The ABSENCE of the Oxford comma can result in appalling misunderstandings like the following:"w
  2. "The UK gradually depopulated the archipelago's indigenous population and leased its biggest island, Diego Garcia, to the United States. The US soon thereafter established a military base on Diego Garcia."
    "Depopulation" in this context, is described as "forced expulsion" by a similar source. High five for morality guys.