THINGS THAT WOULD PROBABLY BRING A TEAR TO DRAKE'S EYE

"So cry if you need to/But I can't stay to watch you/That's the wrong thing to do" 🎶
  1. Finding out Lisa Frank was mean.
  2. Realizing there are still calories in clear alcohol.
  3. When G-Baby dies in "Hardball."
  4. The rise and fall of Juicy couture jumpsuits.
  5. An empty jar of Nutella.
  6. When there are only goyish bagels, like blueberry or pumpkin or (God forbid) strawberry.
    Suggested by   @WhelmedDad