THINGS THAT HELP EARN MY TRUST

  1. You like Animal Collective
  2. You enjoy Calvin and Hobbes
  3. You're sarcastic, but friendly
  4. You're a Bobcat
  5. You're a hot mom
  6. You're kind to old people
  7. You know how to fix things
  8. You have a dog
  9. George Harrison is your favorite Beatle