1. "Apparently Janet only posts after 10 pm because she's drunk."
  2. "No. Don't take my picture - you'll put on Facebook and make fun of me."
  3. "I had to join Facebook for my High School reunion but I had two friends and one of them died so I was like , what's the point now, I talk to Jane on the phone."
  4. "Aunt barb showed me what you put on Facebook..."
  5. "You know you really shouldn't be talking like that on Facebook - what if somebody sees it?"
  6. "Why won't you accept aunt Judys friend request - she is really upset about it."
  7. "Grandma says your cousin Jon met his girlfriend on Facebook."