MY MOM & HER 6 SISTERS
7 Catholic sisters from Cranford, NJ. Affectionately referred to as "Ruths horcruxes." Oldest to youngest! Line up girls!
- 1.KathyDivorced the alcoholic. Remarried the DJ. Party. LOVES gambling and cigs.
- 2.KarenMom. Goddess. Funniest person I know. Selfless and a great cook/back scratch. Had 2 Facebook friends and one died so she deactivated her account.
- 3.SusanSuper woodsy. Loves crafting. Or loved crafting. Her fingers hurt now! Just discovered Europe!
- 4.JanetTypical middle child. Loves attention and vodka. Only gets vodka. Very heated Facebook poster.
- 5.BarbaraDivorced. Lives alone. When seen with my mom, easy to convince people they are a couple based on their haircuts which I find comfort in strangely. Basically my second mom.
- 6.JoannLoves smoking pot and not shaving. Different from the rest. Was left on the beach by herself for a half of a day when she was 3 and my grandma wonders "WHY IS JOANN DIFFERENT?" Is this even the real Joann? Idk
- 7.Judy (Judith)Youngest. Loves the finer things in life. Big suburban houses. Ski chalets. Chevy Suburbans.