MY MOM & HER 6 SISTERS

7 Catholic sisters from Cranford, NJ. Affectionately referred to as "Ruths horcruxes." Oldest to youngest! Line up girls!
  1. 1.
    Kathy
    Divorced the alcoholic. Remarried the DJ. Party. LOVES gambling and cigs.
  2. 2.
    Karen
    Mom. Goddess. Funniest person I know. Selfless and a great cook/back scratch. Had 2 Facebook friends and one died so she deactivated her account.
  3. 3.
    Susan
    Super woodsy. Loves crafting. Or loved crafting. Her fingers hurt now! Just discovered Europe!
  4. 4.
    Janet
    Typical middle child. Loves attention and vodka. Only gets vodka. Very heated Facebook poster.
  5. 5.
    Barbara
    Divorced. Lives alone. When seen with my mom, easy to convince people they are a couple based on their haircuts which I find comfort in strangely. Basically my second mom.
  6. 6.
    Joann
    Loves smoking pot and not shaving. Different from the rest. Was left on the beach by herself for a half of a day when she was 3 and my grandma wonders "WHY IS JOANN DIFFERENT?" Is this even the real Joann? Idk
  7. 7.
    Judy (Judith)
    Youngest. Loves the finer things in life. Big suburban houses. Ski chalets. Chevy Suburbans.