WEIRD THINGS I DO WHEN I'M ALONE
"... Without pants" can be applied to everything below. 👖 @vp
- •Watch Netflix in my roommates bed, on her iPad, on someone else's Netflix account.She knows. She hates. @emheb
- •Look at myself in the mirror and make faces in order to make myself more attractive.Find ways to shrink my 5 finger forehead
- •Sing "Mirrors" very loudly.
- •Imagine accepting my first OscarI usually thank my mom, sisters, and aunts and all of the powerful women in my life.
- •Look through old dick pics I've received.
- •Go through old gchats of people I haven't talked to or aren't friends with anymore and analyze what went wrong.
- •Imagine the apartments I will live in when I become successful and the parties I will throw.
- •Take baths in my gross bathtub.