ALARMING BRAIN MALFUNCTIONS

sometimes my brain gets real shitty real fast.
  1. Dimmed the living room lights to lock the front door
  2. Poured mouthwash into my palm
  3. Had my apartment keys ready to open a subway car
  4. Tried to plug in and charge my book
    my real book made of paper
  5. Shaved my cheek and then spit in the sink
  6. Put peanut butter in the bathroom while unloading groceries