1. Watching someone flip through your iPhone camera roll.
  2. The guest bathroom being too close to a small dinner party.
  3. Playing a movie for friends off your computer and halfway through remembering that next on the playlist is porn.
  4. Being a reformed Jew in an Hasidic neighborhood.
  5. Being a nurse or doctor in an E.R.
  6. Being a 2nd assistant camera on the show E.R.
  7. Dropping acid and fifteen minutes later your last remaining grandparent calls.