WAYS YOU COULD INCREASE YOUR VALUE AS MY ROOMMATE
- •I could learn any number of vocational tradesNamely woodworking, welding, and professional framing
- •I could turn my bedroom into a farm.No more morning walks to Erewhon. Just hang a left into my room for an organic free range egg and some fresh chives
- •I could stop taking money off your desk when you're in the showerProbs owe you just shy of two grand lol sorry but stop leaving money on your desk?
- •If either of my parents are elected presidentFree Air Force One rides to Disney World or sometimes maybe Japan. Weekly training with Ron Butterfield, head of the Secret Service.
- •I could become a celiac alsoWe'd share gluten free shopping lists and recipes, a scenario I imagine you dream about always
- •Quit the saxophone