1. Don’t let her wear a bra.
  2. Teach her how to not laugh so weirdly.
  3. Make her wear heels that she can't actually walk in.
  4. Make sure it's your first time doing someone else's makeup ever.
  5. Put all of the makeup you can find on her face at once.
  6. Put the foundation on last. (Right…?)
  7. Don’t touch her eyebrows at all.
  8. Perfect.