1. Go to the store.
  2. Buy a basketball.
  3. Go to another store.
  4. Buy glue.
  5. Go back to your mansion.
  6. Put on goggles.
  7. Collect all the mirrors in your house.
  8. Smash them
  9. Glue tiny pieces of mirror to the basketball.
  10. Do not kneel in the tiny pieces of mirror.
  11. Hang your creation from the ceiling.
  12. Blast the Bee Gees.
  13. Stay alive